A female troll kinda-fat-but-not-really John Egbert. Why? Why the hell not.
The Brute from Tribes: Ascend. Yes please. Disco party all day long.
Mike Haggar from Final Fight. Come at me, everything.
Nephew Quadwrangle of Quantum Conundrum. I am worthless outside of a specific location :v
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
there’s apparently some kind of alien terrorist blowing up planets so you shoot blocks back at them and become the supreme alien terrorist in their spot
A tiny astronaut gardens a lot.
A pale kid walks left and right.
Some bitch lets a creepy old man turn her into some robot sex idol, then she goes on a rampage to shake and throw around innocent ugly people.
Animals try to put puzzles together.
a bald man goes through wormholes and meets people young and old.
A genderless monotone captain who isn’t even strong enough to jump collects others who look just like it in some sort of mazelike clusterfuck of a dimension that has no real sense of scale, all designed to remind you of a console that died in the 80s.
HOSHIT FANTROLL :0
I’ll do a newer bio for him at some other time, but for now, here’s something from a year and a half ago.
